Friday, January 17, 2025

Straight Browsing from the Library: The Costume Box by Peter Hynes



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This is the second edition of poetry written by Peter Hynes, after Under the Oak. I hope you enjoy reading these poems, and perhaps I can make you think about things you might not ordinarily think about.



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Comet

a comet streaks through the finale
of a star-crossed sunset
its tail bright as sunlight,
but quickly disappearing,
a sort of dissatisfaction
following in its wake,
as if you thought it would be visible
all through the coming night;
but not so, it has shown itself and gone,
speeding through space as some men
only wish that they could do,
vast wealth spent on space flight,
yet no one’s living on the moon
nor has anyone reached Mars
-and why would they want to?-
so the comet’s indifference to
what you and I may wish for
is certainly to be expected,
however much it drives home
how small and insignificant
our lovely blue planet is…

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Peter Hynes is a Canadian. He began writing poetry many years ago, in high school. His poetry has been published in various anthologies and elsewhere since. This is his first book of poems. He was born in southwestern Ontario. He still lives in the province with his wife and their small menagerie.

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Straight Chatting from the Library: L.T. Getty



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What is your favorite book today?

Til We Have Faces by CS Lewis – it’s a retelling of Psyche and Cupid from the perspective of Orual, Pysche’s older sister. Most agree it’s Lewis’ best work, and he has many books beyond Narnia worth checking out.





Tell us about your current book in 10 words.

Siblings willingly transform into marionettes to rescue their kidnapped sister.

What are you reading right now?

Dissonance of Songbird by Alexandra Beaumont

It’s fantasy folklore – probably not for the beginner but so far it’s worth checking out.

What books do you have on hold at the library?

I have several. What comes to mind is The Fox Wife by Yangsze Choo. I said ‘deliver later’ and shortly after other reviewers I follow find it mixed, so now I’m curious.

Do you have any bad book habits?

Like going months or years between books and not rereading anything so I know what happened? Or starting with book 2 then reading the series, then going back and reading book 1 at the very end? I’m sure there’s more.

E-Reader or print? and why?

Hard one! I prefer print but ebooks are useful and they don’t take up as much space and sometimes it’s nice to use the audiofeature. If I’m worried about my tablet going missing, print absolutely.

One book at a time or multiples?

Multiple. I often read books for school in addition to books I liked, and the habit stuck. Plus now, I listen to audiobooks and have a print and an ebook on the go. Usually something shorter like nonfiction I knock out of the park in a few days but it can take days or even weeks to read some of the thicker fiction books I’m fond of.

Dog-ear or bookmark? (don't worry—Librarian Judith won't hold it against you—much)

Bookmark but I use anything as a book mark. Scraps of paper, string, anything other than the beautiful bookmarks I ordered for promoting my book. Those are for other people!

Least favorite book you've read this year?

I haven’t read all that much in 2025, but off the top of my head for 2024 was Daughter of the Pirate Queen by Tricia Levenseller. My one niece wanted to read it and I said I’d check it out for her for my sister – it’s a romance where the main character’s plan is to get captured so she can look around a pirate ship for a piece of a map. I don’t understand the plan of sending a beautiful young girl to be held captive by a bunch of violent outlaws and, assuming El Capitan was smart enough to keep her under lock and key so no one has the chance she isn’t going to be able to search for the map.

It’s super popular so no shade if you enjoyed it.

Do you loan your books?

Yes, but not so much anymore to friends. Too many times I never got them back. My beta reader is an exception, but I loan books to kids and people who seem genuinely interested in a title all the time.

Re-reader or not?

Yes, but it takes time to get to do that! I tend to wait a few years between rereads unless I’m checking for something.

What would make you not finish a book?

I’m a completionist, but I also can tell relatively early whether or not something will be my cup of tea. It irks me if I thought the second book was meh compared to the first but, part of me wants to finish so I can judge the whole thing.

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Would it hurt you to just do as you're told?

The O'Connell siblings live in the shadow of their parent's past, held back by obligation to keep the people of Stagmil safe when their father has to lead the non-hunters of their village to drive off a wyvern.

Lily doesn't trust the stranger who calls herself Madeline when she staggers into the pastoral lands. The puppeteer seems to take an interest in Lily's talent with the family mandoline, and she teaches Lily new music. Lily's had songs stuck in her head before, but nothing like this.

Twins Seth and Tiffany however can't wait for their father to return so they can get on with the shearing. Seth should at least be helping hunt the wyvern, and Tiffany wants to take her best friend Molly and head to the nearest city and see the world.

The twins and several other villagers are lured by song into the woods and transformed into marionettes: Seth breaking free before he can be strung, and Lily tainted in a way she doesn't understand. They have the skills to track the woman down, but to restore Seth to his body, and rescue Tiffany and the others?

Tracking the woman takes them far from the familiar woodlands they know, across the sea to an enchanted castle, where in an effort to rescue their sister they'll learn something much more sinister than turning folk into puppets is going on. They'll get help, of course, but not from who they expected.

After all, last Seth checked, foxes are only supposed to have the one tail.

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“Got any more kitsunes or other surprises?” Caleb asked, squatting down without spilling his buckets. “I’d like to hear the story you were trying to tell me in the castle a little later. Right now it seems like you need help. I’ll take my sword back.”

Lily unbelted it, but Boscoe out of nowhere nabbed it from Lily, ran towards the lake, and pitched it in. Then he sat down, never breaking the squire’s gaze, and scratched behind his ears.

“Why did you do that?” Caleb demanded. “That was my father’s!” He tried to take his boots off, the lacing slowed him down.

“You’re cold, let me do it,” Lily said, sliding off her overdress. She shot Boscoe a sour look, who simply beamed at her. Caleb on the other hand turned around and shielded his eyes.

“Could you not?” he asked.

“I know you can see me, stop pretending like you can’t or I’m indecent.” Her chemise and trousers were dark, chosen for adventuring thank you very much; she’d learned what to wear to repel after a wayward ewe long ago. She hung her overdress on a low branch and waded into the cold water.

“Do you have any idea how long it took me to get these on?” Caleb asked the kitsune, who went, Yip yip! “Fine. To your left,” he offered. Part of her spitefully wanted to disobey him, but figured his father’s sword was important. “How’s the water?”

“Refreshing,” she called back, but paused when she got to about her navel. She didn’t think it was that deep. “Tell me this lake doesn’t have an overabundance of leeches.”

“I’ll help you pick them off,” Caleb offered.

“You’re very kind,” she told him. The water was murky and dark, she couldn’t see his sword so she felt around with her feet and finding it, resigned herself to the dive. Thankfully, she got the sword on her first attempt, and she brought it backup tip first.

Caleb had waded out anyway, but really had only gotten to his knees. He also looked at her with wide eyes, kind of like an idiot for a half-second. “What?” she asked, wading towards him, offering him the sword. “Go on, take it—make sure I didn’t find someone else’s sword.”

Caleb hesitated, but upon grasping the handle unsheathed it, then cast a glare back at the kitsune, who put a paw to his nose and stuck out his tongue. “You’re not a kitsune or a mermaid, are you?” he asked eventually.

Lily couldn’t stifle a guffaw. “You see a tail or scales?” she asked, brushing her hair behind her ears.

“Sounds like something a lake monster would say,” he said with just a hint of teasing.

She flicked water at him, but the way the way the water and sunlight reflected off the blade, she noticed engraving. “It’s got an inscription?”

He held it so she could read it. “Old language. Means ‘Do not unsheathe me without reason, do not wield me without valour.’ Hey, you got a little leech, right—” Caleb gestured to his own neck.

“Waaah!” Lily panicked and fell backwards, and upon getting up, seeing him chuckling and realizing it was a ruse, reached for the sword. “Give me that! Boscoe didn’t get it in far enough.” He had longer strides so she had to settle for splashing him.

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L.T. Getty is a Manitoba Paramedic. She received her degree in English in 2006 from the University of Winnipeg, and has gone on to write several novels. Her latest title, Titan’s Ascent, is a sword and sorcery forthcoming from Champagne Books for 2025.

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Blog: http://www.ltgetty.ca
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Monday, January 13, 2025

Straight Browsing from the Library: Sensible Shoes by Cindy Causey



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At her fiftieth birthday party, Tess Thomason, a plain-Jane, divorced mother and decidedly unprepared women’s newspaper columnist, is blindsided by her well-meaning family with a stack of gift cards she interprets as meaning she’s fat, frumpy, and wrinkled. Facing a lonely future and failing career, Tess embarks on a journey of self-discovery, taking her readers along for the ride. But her resolve is nearly derailed by a hilarious season of family chaos that includes a surprise pregnancy, rushed wedding, and unexpected houseguests. In the midst of it all, Tess is drawn into a confusing new relationship with a man who is impossibly perfect for her. But if she can keep herself, her family, and her willpower firmly seated on the crazy roller coaster of her life, maybe Tess will find her own self-worth and a new love in the bargain.

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But first, I needed to think.

If I were to embark on this perilous journey of reawakening and discovery, I needed to consult my sweet muse, to experience the warmth of an old friend, to snuggle into the comfort of the familiar.

I needed a full caf, mocha hazelnut latte, with a double whip….

I leaned back in the chair, sipped on the sweet mocha froth, and sighed aloud.

“It can’t be that bad.” The sound of a rumbling male voice, laced with humor, made me turn to my right and stare at the man seated there, newspaper on the table in front of him.

“I beg your pardon?”

He leaned forward a little, and I could see traces of gray in his temples and laugh lines around his eyes. They were very nice brown eyes.

They went with his very nice face, which was perfectly proportioned and just rugged enough to be interesting. His mouth quirked up a little at one corner as if he were slightly amused.

“Whatever those cards are, they seem to be upsetting you.”

“They’re gift cards.”

“Mmm, don’t you hate those?”

I chuckled. “Not normally, but these are particularly evil.”

“Ah, gift cards for the seven deadly sins. You don’t see those every day.”

The guy was intriguing. A sense of humor. And those eyes.

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Cindy Causey taught herself to type in the 8th grade because she couldn't write in her diary fast enough in longhand. A degree and career in advertising were the result. A fifteen-year stint as a copy chief at JCPenney Catalog led to the position of Internet Marketing Manager for JCPenney.com.

After 20 years at JCPenney, Cindy retired in December, 2007, and began working full time with her husband Scott in their multi-media production company, Dallas Media Center. They specialized in audio/video production and editing, vintage media transfer to DVD and CD, as well as website design and hosting. Cindy shuttered the company in 2021, three years after Scott passed away.

After her first book, a non-fiction work called Cherish the Gift: a Congregational Guide to Earth Stewardship, was published, Cindy began writing fiction. She found her voice in romance, the stories of the struggles two people endure on the road to happily ever-after. Her debut novel, A Different Drum was published in May 2009 by The Wild Rose Press, followed by A Hot Time in Texas that same year.

In early 2025, her latest novel, Sensible Shoes, a humorous look at a woman struggling with life after 50, was published by The Wild Rose Press. It will be followed in late 2025 by a romantic suspense novel entitled Saving Samantha.

Cindy makes her home in Dallas, Texas. In addition to writing, she enjoys traveling and spending time with her 5 grown children and 4 grandchildren. She would like to see the edges of the entire world from the deck of a cruise ship.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Straight Browsing from the Library: Lethal Impulse by Steve Rush



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He’s riddled with guilt. She’s annoyed with the status quo.

The death of a crime boss’s daughter forces Detective Neil Caldera to leave NYC. He seeks refuge in the tranquil embrace of a small town, where he finds himself entangled in the labyrinth of a teenage girl’s murder.

Tess Fleishman’s pale skin and extreme weight loss portrays a disease she wants others to see. While inside, a compulsion for Neil fuels her passion to have him or destroy him.

As Neil delves into the heart of the town's secrets, will truth deliver solace? Or will Tess prevail?

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Happenstance played no role in the display now before him. The artist’s rendition displayed evidence of a warped mind. Malevolence flaunted in the form of a portrait painted with blood.

Neil widened the beam of light with a left twist of the flashlight’s head. Shock jolted him. The likeness on the barn wall stared back at him with remarkable resemblance.

“Holy mother of Moses. I understand why you didn’t want to come back.”

Neil looked at the front and rear doors. Light from an approaching vehicle rose on the front of the barn. Gaps around the door allowed enough streaks of light through to make shadows look as if the light infused them with life. The vehicle continued onward. Every shadow around Neil returned to stationary ominous forms. He half-turned toward the front and listened. The whine of tires on pavement diminished. Silence again filled the barn.

The hinges squawked against Neil’s shove on the right-side door. Chad turned his head in Neil’s direction. He was sitting on the ground with his back to the weathered wood. Knees drawn up, arms wrapped around them and his right hand clamped on his left wrist.

“It’s you.” Chad shuddered, tilted his head toward the barn. “In there. The picture on the wall looks like you.”

Neil glanced inside. The image renewed in his mind. “Is that the reason you called me? To have me look at someone’s depravity smeared on a barn wall?”

Chad shook his head. “No, sir.”

“Then why?”

“I know what you did.”

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Steve Rush is an award-winning author whose experience includes tenure as homicide detective and chief forensic investigator for a national consulting firm. He worked with the late Joseph L. Burton, M.D, under whom he mastered his skills, and investigated many deaths alongside Dr. Jan Garavaglia of Dr. G: Medical Examiner fame. His specialties include crime scene reconstruction, injury causation, blood spatter analysis, occupant kinematics, and recovery of human skeletal remains.

Steve’s book Kill Your Characters; Crime Scene Tips for Writers was named finalist in the 2023 Silver Falchion Award for Best Nonfiction and Honorable Mention in the 2023 Readers’ Favorite Awards. Lethal Impulse won the 2022 Public Safety Writing Association’s Writing Competition for an unpublished novel, longlisted in the 2022 Page Turner Awards and joint first prize in the 2020 Chillzee KiMo T-E-N Contest.

Publishing credits:

Kill Your Characters; Crime Scene Tips for Writers, Genius Books, June 2022
Blood Red Deceit, Wings ePress, (thriller) September 2023
After Her Deceit, Wings ePress, (thriller) October 2024
Lethal Impulse, The Wild Rose Press, (romantic suspense/crime thriller) October 2024
Upcoming 2025 releases:
The Shocking Truth (crime thriller) presale 02/15/25, and Deadline 4:59 (crime thriller), Wings ePress

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Website and social media links:

Website: https://www.steverush.org
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/steve-rush-a20302149/
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Monday, January 6, 2025

Straight Browsing from the Library: Where is Love? by Annie Caboose



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While walking in the garden one day, Annie, a curious little ant from Hillsville, meets a single poppy flower called Love. They become instant friends, sharing stories, laughing and talking for hours on end. Then one autumn day Annie goes to visit Love, but Love is not there. Remembering the rhyme that Love told her, she sets off on an adventure to find Love.

Love is with you every day.
Love is never far away.
Go search, go find and then you’ll see
All the places Love can be.

But don’t forget to look within
For often, that’s where Love begins.

May Annie’s story inspire anyone who has experienced the loss of a loved being, to look and perhaps still find them within their lives and within themselves.

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Annie, a.k.a. the Caboose, is the youngest of nine children. Her loving mother read her lots of children’s stories, including some she wrote herself. Inspired by her mom, Annie wrote her first book, Where is Love? She resides on a lake in the beautiful Okanagan Valley, fascinated by the many birds that live there too.

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Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Straight Chatting from the Library: Tami Knight



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What is the favorite book you remember as a child?
Anything by Dr. Seuss.

What is your favorite book today?
I love to read all manner of books both fiction and non-fiction. I like short form stories like those of Alice Munro or Anton Chekhov. Many cartoons are functionally short fiction so reading short stories is a great way to learn how to create story lines.

Tell us about your current book in 10 words.
40-plus years of cartoons for climbers! That’s ten words!

What are you reading right now?
Hard to believe but I’m reading “The World Until Yesterday” by Jared Diamond.

Do you have any bad book habits?
I keep books for ever so if I have to move, I’m toting a gazillion boxes of books along with me!
E-Reader or print? and why?
Definitely print because I LOVE the feel of the paper and the sniff of the ink. I also love to seeing all those books on the shelves of our home.

One book at a time or multiples?
Usually one because I like to give the author my total attention.

Dog-ear or bookmark? (don't worry—Librarian Judith won't hold it against you—much)
Both hahahha. If I want to remember something on a page, that page gets a wee corner fold-down dog-ear. But it looks more like a cat ear because it’s triangular.

When do you do most of your reading?
I read all through the day but I read for fun at bedtime.

Do you loan your books?
Sadly, yes, but I’ve long since given up expecting to get a loaner back.

How do you keep your books organized?
I leave that to my husband. Hahahahah.

Re-reader or not?
Absolutely! Non-fiction particularly is good to re-read because I’ll have missed something.

What would make you not finish a book?
I always finish a book; that’s being respectful to the author.

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Tami Knight started drawing cartoons about climbers when the glaciers were a lot larger. C'mon in and enjoy Knight's rats and humans as they get up to mountains of mischief! This book may even help you re-work yer primal scream!

And, dang, Jon Krakauer wrote the forward.

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Tami Knight began drawing cartoons when she was four years old. In addition to being a gifted artist, she was a brilliant young gymnast. As an eighteen-year-old student at the University of British Columbia studying to become a veterinarian, Knight won the Western Canadian University Gymnastic Championships.

Spoiler alert: Knight never became a veterinarian, and shortly after her Championships victory an automobile accident brought her gymnastics career to a screeching halt.

In the aftermath, friends taught Knight to rock climb at Squamish—the vast, breathtaking granite escarpment sixty minutes north of her home. She was a natural, and she instantly became infatuated with her new pastime. Before long, Knight was one of the top female climbers in Canada.

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Tami Knight has been drawing cartoons and illustrations about climbing since 1981. Her work is a regular feature in Alpinist Magazine but has appeared in climbing media all over the world. She was the 2003 recipient of the American Alpine Club literary award. Knight lives in Vancouver, Canada.

Website: https://tamiknight.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tamiknightcartoons

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Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Straight Chatting from the Library: Dorothy Rosby

 



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What is the favorite book you remember as a child?

The Witches’ Bridge by Barbee Oliver Carleton published in 1967. I think it’s been republished under the name The Mystery of the Witches' Bridge. I don’t remember much about it, except that when I’d finished it, I realized I was hooked on reading in general and mysteries in particular.

What are you reading right now?

I’m reading So Many Doors by Oakley Hall, I’ve Never Metaphor I Didn’t Like by Dr. Mardy Grothe and The Daily Stoic by Ryan Holiday and Stephen Hanselman.

One book at a time or multiples?

I usually read three books at a time: A main one, which could be a novel or nonfiction; what I call a “little-at-a-time book” which is a book of short pieces like essays, stories or poetry that I read one or two of each day; and some kind of daily devotional or meditation type of book.

Favorite book you've read this year?

Louise Pennys’ How the Light Gets In. Although it may be my favorite because I just finished it so it’s fresh in my mind. I loved it!

When do you do most of your reading?

In the evening before I go to bed. It’s my way to wind down. I’m a big fan of murder mysteries though, so it doesn’t always work that way.

Favorite book to recommend?

The ones I’ve written. 😊

How do you keep your books organized?

We have two bookcases in our home organized carefully using the home library version of the Dewey Decimal System: organized by book size. It’s not always easy to locate what you’re looking for, but it looks really pretty. We have a third bookcase hidden away in our office where our guests won’t see it and judge us harshly. It doesn’t look pretty at all. It’s organized using what I call the Dewey Decimated System which I created to overcome the main obstacle presented by bookcases made of wood: they don’t stretch. The shelves have bowed slightly though. There are books sticking out every which way, books on top of it and a stack of books growing from the floor beside it. This bookcase contains books I plan to read someday and there are a lot of those.

What would make you not finish a book?

I used to force myself to finish a book, no matter what. Now I give it 50 pages. If it’s starting to feel like a chore to stay focused as I’m reading, I give up on it. There are just too many books I want to read to waste time on one that doesn’t keep my attention.

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Christmas comes but once a year; chaos never ends! Happy Halloween, merry Christmas and joyful Lumpy Rug Day. That’s real, by the way. Lumpy Rug Day is celebrated every May 3, though “celebrated” might be too strong a word. It’s the American way to create a celebration for everything, then turn it into a chore or worse, a nightmare. ’Tis the Season to Feel Inadequate is a collection of humorous essays about how we let our expectations steal the joy out of Christmas and other holidays and special events. It’s understanding for those who think Christmas form letters can be honest—or they can be interesting. And it’s empathy for anyone who’s ever gotten poison ivy during Nude Recreation Week or eaten all their Halloween candy and had to hand out instant oatmeal packets to their trick-or-treaters.

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from "The First Year of the Rest of Your Life"

… I’ve studied the topic of New Year’s resolutions. And from my extensive research, I’ve gleaned the following tips for keeping them:

1.Write them down. The simple act of putting your resolutions on paper will make them seem more doable and make you feel more committed to them. Also, if you fail you’ll have your list ready when it comes time to make resolutions next year.

2.Frame your resolutions in a positive way. For example, instead of saying “next year I will stop being a couch potato,” say “Next year, I will become a couch asparagus, which has fewer carbohydrates.”

3.Don’t let setbacks discourage you. If you fall off the wagon get right back in the saddle! Tomorrow’s another day. Never say die. Then next year resolve to stop using clichés.

4.Keep a journal of your progress. It could look something like this. January 1: I resolve to walk the dog daily. This is going to be so fun! January 2: Spotty and I walked four blocks. We are bonding and getting fit at the same time! Tomorrow we’ll do five. January 3: Spotty and I walked four blocks again. It’s okay once we’re walking but I hate getting up early. January 4: Spotty and I walked just two blocks today. It’s so cold this time of year. January 5: I forgot to walk Spotty. January 6: Spotty isn’t my dog. We got him for the kids. Let them walk him.

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Dorothy Rosby is an author humor columnist whose work regularly appears in publications throughout the West and Midwest. Her humor writing has been recognized by the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the National Federation of Press Women and the South Dakota Newspaper Association. In 2022 she was named the global winner in the Erma Bombeck Writers Competition in the humor writing category. She’s the author of four books of humorous essays.

Website: https://dorothyrosby.com/
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